In this small town, where life's a bore
I've got a secret, that I can't ignore
When the world's a mess, and I'm in a jam
I turn to my fan, my therapist, my man
Ooh, ooh
Can't sleep without
Ooh, ooh
The fan on loud

Sleeping with the fan on, it's my secret friend
Always by my side, until the very end
Through thick and thin, it's got my back
A true companion, for this insomniac

When life hands me lemons, and I'm feeling sour
I crank up my fan, and let it roar for hours
It's like a tornado, whirling through my room
Blowing away the cobwebs, and my impending doom
Ooh, ooh
Can't sleep without
Ooh, ooh
The fan on loud

Sleeping with the fan on, it's my secret friend
Always by my side, until the very end
Through thick and thin, it's got my back
A true companion, for this insomniac

Some might say it's crazy, to rely on a fan
But they don't understand, it's part of my plan
When life gets too serious, and I need to unwind
I let my fan loose, and leave reality behind

In this wild world, where nothing makes sense
My fan's the one thing, that I can always depend
No matter the problem, big or small
I'll face it head-on, with my fan standing tall
Ooh, ooh
Can't sleep without
Ooh, ooh
The fan on loud

Sleeping with the fan on, it's my secret friend
Always by my side, until the very end
Through thick and thin, it's got my back
A true companion, for this insomniac​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​