Well, I walked in a man
And in a five second span
She had me dancin' like a junior high school boy
To the Duran Duran
And it made me feel fourteen again

We went out for a smoke
And she laughed at my jokes
But when I tried to sound sexy and manly
That was when my voice broke
And it made me feel fourteen again

I'm fourteen again
I'm fourteen again
I'm fourteen again

In 1984
When half the world was at war
I was fighting my own battle with hormones
So dancing on the gym floor
And she makes me feel fourteen again

With my Nike high tops
And my floppy brown mop
I'll teach you how to moonwalk in circles
At the Christmas sock hop
Oh, she makes me feel fourteen again

I'm fourteen again
I'm fourteen again
I'm fourteen again

We could breakdance in your basement
Rap along to Grandmaster Flash
Bring along some linoleum flooring
So we can spin round on our backs

Now it's happened again
The dance has come to an end
And the girl who was laughing at my jokes
Is now kissing my friend
And it makes me feel fourteen again