You turned my head and you turned me on
Sent me running towards you and away
Cranked to 11, my manic depression
Screamed get out and begged me baby stay

You are two two two two things at once
The best and the worst and that’s just not my bag
I just have one thing I would ask you
I want to know, are you a comfort shag?
Who are you?

I didn’t want to be your doormat
But I like when you were on top of me
I never seemed to make up my mind
You never seemed to let me be

You are two two two two things at once
The best and the worst and that’s just not my bag
I just have one thing I would ask you
I want to know, are you an itchy shag?
Who are you?

Oh oh oh oh
I didn’t know how to let you go
Oh oh oh oh
I didn’t know how to let you go
Oh oh oh oh
I didn’t know how to let you go
Oh oh oh oh
I didn’t know how to let you go

You were a comfort shag
You were an itchy shag
You were a comfort shag
You were an itchy shag
You weren’t any kind of rug at all