Welcome to Monday
If you need some cheer
Have a breakfast beer
Welcome to Tuesday
A perfect time
For a glass of wine
Welcome to Wednesday
Grab a cup
Now it's time to hump
Welcome to Thursday
You can have some wings
While you drink some things
Welcome to Friday
You can fry an egg
Or you can fry your brain
Welcome To Saturday
A shot or two
Or a tasty brew
Welcome To Sunday
One last day
To chase your blues away
This has been the days of the week
This has been the days of the week