You say you love me
You say you really care
But you don't know me any better
Than your pubic hair

Is it all for show, is it all for show
It was never about love
Was it all for show, was it all for show
Well you may as well know

I don't care about your appearance or shape
Triangle tits with a very square music taste

Merkin for eyes, knacker for nose
Blended in with her Primark makeup
Please please keep on your clothes

She thought Oasis was a clothing brand
And I was snorting cola
She cleans her teeth with Big Macs
Baby I told you

I don't care about your appearance or shape
Triangle tits with a very square music taste
I don't care that you never loved me anyways
Looking back I wouldn't have had it any other way