Yo, it's Zeti in the booth, let me set the scene
'Bout a teacher named Horny Mike, livin' in a dream
Skinny old man, but he flexin' like a king
Bald head shinin' bright, like he got them devil wings
Ayy, Mike, keep it real, what's the deal with Kirchhoff?
Every lesson he preachin' got us all turned off
But I see him, schemin', with the lit teacher
Got 'em both grinin', man, that's a wild feature
Horny Mike, yeah, he's livin' that life
Bangin' the lit teacher, cuttin' deep like a knife
In the halls, all the kids got a laugh
While he teachin' 'bout circuits, they just doin' the math, uh
Poverty stricken, tryin' to find my way out
But the school's a trap, yeah, there's no doubt
Mike's talkin' Kirchhoff, balance the load
While we hustlin' hard, tryna lighten the road
Old dude's skinny, but his game's so tight
Lay it down in the staff room, bringin' heat every night
With the lit teacher, they be breakin' all the rules
While we stuck in the struggle, man, we playin' the fools
Horny Mike, yeah, he's livin' that life
Bangin' the lit teacher, cuttin' deep like a knife
In the halls, all the kids got a laugh
While he teachin' 'bout circuits, they just doin' the math, uh
Ayy, we watchin' from the back, see the sparks fly
Horny Mike, skinny devil, man, you know why
He's flexin' on the low, in the faculty lounge
While we clutchin' our dreams, tryin' not to drown
Horny Mike dreams big, but it's not what you think
Wants to drive a garbage truck, that's his link
Teaching Kirchhoff's laws, but the pay is too small
He sees those trash collectors, standing tall
Wants to leave the classroom, hit the streets
Trade the chalk for a route, that's his beat
His secret life with the lit teacher, on hold
Horny Mike's got bigger plans, he's breaking the mold
Horny Mike, yeah, he's livin' that life
Bangin' the lit teacher, cuttin' deep like a knife
In the halls, all the kids got a laugh
While he teachin' 'bout circuits, they just doin' the math, uh
Yeah, so here's the tale of Horny Mike
Skinny old dude, but he's livin' alright
With a bald head glowin', he's the real OG
In the world of the struggle, he's the epitome, uh
So next time you see him, know the story's deep
While we fightin' for dreams, in this life we keep
Horny Mike, i pass it by my balls