I say dance, you say dance
I say France, you say France
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart

I say hugh, you say grant
I say pot, you say blunt
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye

I am dumb, you are smart
We are fifteen years apart
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars

I say oh, you say ah
I am careful, you like scars
I like pickles from the jar

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye

I say you, you say am I
You like mornings, I like nights
I love you till the day I die

You say Christopher, I say Walken
You love, I love Christopher Walken
I guess at least we have got one thing on common

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye