[Verse 1]
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a snail chase a whale,
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a snail chase a whale,
Fooba wooba John.
Saw a snail chase a whale
All around the water pail.
Hey John, ho John,
Fooba wooba John.

[Verse 2]
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a frog chase a dog,
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a frog chase a dog,
Fooba wooba John.
Saw a frog chase a dog,
Sitting on a hollow log.
Hey John, ho John,
Fooba wooba John.

[Verse 3]
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a flea kick a tree,
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a flea kick a tree,
Fooba wooba John.
Saw a flea kick a tree
In the middle of the sea.
Hey John, ho John,
Fooba wooba John.

[Verse 4]
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Heard a cow say meow,
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Heard a cow say meow,
Fooba wooba John.
Heard a cow say meow,
Then I heard it say bow wow.
Hey John, ho John,
Fooba wooba John.
Hey John, ho John,
Fooba wooba John.
Fooba wooba John.