Hey Joe
Where'd you get that pearly-girly?
Where'd you find that jolly-dolly?
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine?

Hey Joe
She's got skin so creamy-dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Lips as red as cherry-berry wine

Now listen Joe
I ain't no heel
But old buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey, she's a sugar-pie
I'm warning you I'm gonna try to steal her from you

Hey Joe
Though we've been the best of friends
This is where our friendship ends
I gotta have that dolly for my own

Hey Joe
Come on let's be buddy-duddy
Show me you're my palsy-walsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me

Hey Joe
Quit that waiting, hesitating
Let me at her, what's the matter
You're as slow as any Joe can be

Now come on Joe (c'mon Joe)
Let's make a deal (let's make a deal)
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
I'll tell you face to face
I mean to steal her from you

Hey Joe
We'll be friends till the end
This looks like the end, my friend
I gotta have that dolly for my own