Launda ladki patane ke tips maang rha hai.
Daaru peene ki umar mei appy fizz maang rha hai.
Aadhi baatein iski jaaati bouncer mere sar ke,
Bro i don't know jabba, Shayad chips maang rha hai.

Haari-gentle se woh vertical yeh lips maangra hai.
Chicken dinner isse hota nahi yeh Chicks maangra hai.
Auzaar bhai ka chotta whore-licks maangra hai.
Khwab 69 ke 699 mei blue ticks maangra hai.

Iss bachhe ko smjhao koi,
Katega buri tarah se re bhai.
Mehnat zero hai kari karai,
Jaake tu krle chotte ab padhai.
Phatta hai doodh yeh khatti malai,
Pitega raste mei hogi dhulai,
Isimein bete hai teri bhalai,
Raakhi ko aage badha le kalai.

Kab tak tu naapega uski gehrai,
Mixing bhi kr na tu Erric pillai,
Kehta aap noob ho mujhse kuch seekho,
Dilli mei billi hai mil jaati bhai.

Oh My God jesus,
Kaisi yeh cheez hai.
Isko toh har jagah dikhta,
Paneer hai.
Taarenge iska doglapan,
Kyuki Bhai tera sharp dank (Shark tank) wala ashneer hai.

Pahadon ki lakeeron mei dikhe isay heaven,
English wali pasand isay madam,
Aditya kumar isay pyar ka bukhaar,
Aur 6th class mei khele with tha baingan. aayein.
Mauj kaate bhai toh milgyi bhai ko itni khushi,
Krke maanega ab kya he utle dekho launda flips maarra ae.

Launda ladki patane ke tips maang rha hai.
Daaru peene ki umar mei appy fizz maang rha hai.
Aadhi baatein iski jaaati bouncer mere sar ke,
Bro i don't know jabba, Shayad chips maang rha hai.

Ladke ki gand tod do,
Isse pehle haath se nikal jaaye.
Iska yeh phone cheen lo,
Kahin zyada baat na bigad jaaye.
Abhi se he kaan kheench lo,
Ladkiyon ko dekh ke pighal jaaye.
Isko 4 3 2,
Iska na huiyan nikal jaaye.

Mohalle mein bolte hain ladka bann gya lafanga-lucha.
Seedhe maut sunta hai kehta hai sona on bandi ka choocha.
Agr isse bandi jo milgyi krega yeh uski pooja.
Dancing on the plus mera ramu launde ka D hai Sooja.

Shuru se banna tha launde ko imraan hashmi,
Ladka andheri gufaon mein dhundhne roshni.
Dedh pasli khud hai chahiye heavy jaatni,
Jaata baalika khojne paalika sarojni.

Ab bhi ladka dekho hop krke hips maangra hai,
Bandiyon se insta pe yeh nude pics maangra hai,
Jo Pehli baal pe out dekho 666 maangra hai,
Dips maarra hai launda dekho dilli ki fit chicks maangra hai.

Launda ladki patane ke tips maang rha hai.
Daaru peene ki umar mei appy fizz maang rha hai.
Aadhi baatein iski jaaati bouncer mere sar ke,
Bro i don't know jabba, shayad chips maang rha hai.