Old dog there in the weeds laid out under shady shade trees
was a puppy now you leave it be you're a drowsy dopey dozy dog

dog like to sleep all day dog's favorite trick is to stay
you don't fetch or jump or play you're a drowsy dopey dozy dog

I threw your chew toy in the trash you used to chew it but those days are past
since then you ran out of gas you're a drowsy dopey dozy dog

busy birds they tweet and talk other pets go out for long walks
you're not that brand of dog you're a drowsy dopey dozy dog

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you obey all of gravity's laws you'd like to run but your paws are on pause
no reason just because you're a drowsy dopey dozy dog

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa