I'm a wizard from another dimension
In a castle full of cackles to the east
I'm a wizard from another dimension
With a council of mages in The Keep

An alert has been sent for the call
In the tavern with stickered up wooden walls
And the mages they line at the gates
Cackle coins in their hands now they await

Welcome to Cackle Keep
Kick up your feet and have a seat

The puplings and goblins are at war
Find your Questiny right at the door
When you step inside these hallowed halls
You'll find adventure and whimsy for all