Natures calling
Zippers falling
Pulling out the trouser snake
Too much liquor
Never figured
This could be a big mistake
Stream is flowing
Fuck Josh Cohen
Sorry if it leaves a stain
Package showing
Flashlight glowing
Officer let me explain

When you gotta go you gotta go

What a bender
Sex offender
Or so they'd have you believe
Holy defile
Labeled pariah
Just for some bladder relief
Day in court
It's sweet and short
Regarding to that day last may
Judge inquired
What transpired?
Your honor all I can say

When you gotta go you gotta go