I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
Tell my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bindle with some LSD.
Now I'm just looking for a girl to meet to help me forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime getting high,
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drunk getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumping and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women coming after me I put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck,
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime getting high.
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drink getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say.
I'm too drunk to fuck you!
Yeah I'm too drunk to fuck you (guitar plays for a bit).

I can't eat cant sleep and I'm bored as fuck and the girl I want just walked away.
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck,
Looks like I'm not getting laid.
I could spend my lifetime getting high,
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drunk getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night.
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to f**k you! [repeat: x3]