Little Willy knows a secret
Little Willy likes to lie
He is getting so excited
Willy's a very emotional guy

Little Willy gets nervous, but he ain't super shy
Unless some stuck-up skirt makes fun of his size

Little Willy likes to bang his drum
(Little Willy likes to play in the band)
Little Willy he ain't so dumb
(Little Willy shrinks up when the girls get chilly
Takes a whole lot of lovin' just to warm up Willy)

Little Willy doesn't get nervous but he ain't shy
Unless lovely ladies make fun of his size

Little Willy likes to bang his drum
Little Willy's in the band
Little Willy, he ain't so dumb
Willy shrinks up when the girls get chilly
Takes a whole lot of lovin' just to warm up Willy

Willy, don't cry
Willy, go zip up your fly

Little Willy likes to bang his drum
(Little Willy likes to play in the band)
Little Willy he ain't so dumb
(Little Willy shrinks up when the girls get chilly
Takes a whole lot of lovin' just to warm up Willy)