You can bring Pearl,
She's a darn nice girl,
But don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Rose
With her turned up nose,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu always wants to do,
What the boys don't want to do,
When she struts her stuff around,
London bridge is falling down,

You can bring cake
Or Porterhouse steak,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu gets blue
And she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf,

She's the kind of smartie
Who breaks up every party,
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu,
She'll come by herself.