Catnip
got me feeling high
Prr, Prrr, Prrrrrr
(Haters dogs wish I was this hot)
Pussy cat on top
They're not
ChirpChirp-pounce
Let me shake my culito
Pounce my prey
Make 'em pray
You know?

I love wet food
Gotta lick it up clean
Dry food
Crunchy yummy
That's my routine
Gimme toys
Gimme treats
I'm a cat machine
Killing it
I'm a fluffy feline queen
In cute little clothes
I'm a human's delight
But don't get it twisted
I'm ready to fight
(FIGHT!)

Throw your paws up
Pounce, Pounce, Pounce
Throw your paws up
MeeeOooow, show me those claws