I'm in the classroom after school
And I see you smiling at me
Oh wuh oh
I guess you must
Have liked the way
That I've been changing this nappy
Oh wuh oh
Oh, extra pillows all in the cot
Check the temperature not too hot
Then you tell me that this
Is what you're looking for
See the way that I catch your eye
When I'm singing a lullaby
You've been waiting
To meet a guy
Who's more mature
I used to be useless
No confidence or responsibility
But now I'm a father
You finally see the real me
So you can see me
In the playground
When I'm pushing my pram
And if you want to have a playdate
Then you know where I am
I've fed it fifteen times already
But I don't give a damn
Cos I'm a hot dad
Oh wuh oh
So then you say you really love
My baby cradling technique
Oh wuh oh
I might just show you how to do
It during Chemistry next week
Oh wuh oh
Oh, can't deny
That you stop and stare
When I play with my teddy bear
Best believe that I've got
A spare one if you need
I can babysit any day
Say the word and I'm on my way
All my bottles are full
If they decide to feed
I used to be useless
My PS4 was all I'd ever known
But now I'm a father
I've finally come into my own
So you can see me at the bus
Stop when I'm wearing my sling
And you can listen to the nursery
Rhymes I'm learning to sing
If there's a kid in need of burping
Then I'm doing my thing
Cos I'm a hot dad
Oh wuh oh
And you can find me buying
Talcum powder over in Boots
Or if you come to H&M
I'm looking for romper suits
You know I've talked to all
The parents here
And no-one disputes
That I'm a hot dad
Oh wuh oh
But fatherhood
Is a struggle and
This ain't going
The way I planned
I'm beginning to
Understand I'm in too deep
Four AM and my head is sore
What the hell is it wailing for?
Swear to God I
Can't take no more
I want to sleep
I need to sleep
Just let me sleep

So now I'm tired
And exasperated all of the time
The endless screaming makes
Me feel like committing a crime
But then I overhear you tell your
Friends that you think that I'm
Such a hot dad
Oh wuh oh
One, two, three, four!
So you can see me with my buggy
When I'm down by the bay
I'll even come
To all the meetings
Of the school PTA
Yeah I'll put up
With this disaster
Just as long as you say
That I'm a hot dad
Oh wuh oh
Cos I'm a hot dad
I'll be your baby daddy
Gonna be your baby daddy
Yeah I'm a hot dad
Yeah baby you
Can call me daddy
I'm a hot dad
Oh wuh oh