Step right up and gather round
I shock and amaze with sights to be found
So take your ticket and enjoy the show
We're glad you're here more than you know
All eyes on me for I hold the key
To all the free speech you could ever need
So now that you're watching let's have some fun
Let me tell you a tale of how elections are won
Burn down your cities
Blockade your streets
Bring your worst to bear
I'll put it on TV
Do you feel divided
We got what you need
We get a bigger budget
Every time you bleed
Professional victims
Let me tell you your symptoms
Now you on the left and you on the right
Don't meet in the middle we'd hate to film a fight
The stage is set you've heard what I said
Time to pick a team as long as it's blue or red
The die's been cast and you're all in
Maybe start a fire that's where the fun begins
So lose your heads I'll say civil unrest
But we'll change that word to a peaceful protest
Burn down your cities
Blockade your streets
Bring your worst to bear
I'll put it on TV
Do you feel divided
We got what you need
We get a bigger budget
Every time you bleed
Professional victims
Let me tell you your symptoms
Ladies and gentlemen the doctor is in
I'll tell you your problems by your color of skin
Now go get the jab so you're on the right side
Then rat out your neighbors when they don't comply
Now that's a distraction where you won't be missed
Now look this way while we take your kids
See we're the experts and you reap what we sow
The idea that you choose is our form of control
Lock down your cities
Blockade your streets
Bring your worst to bear
I'll put it on TV
Do you feel divided
We got what you need
We get a bigger budget
Every time you bleed
Professional victims
Let me tell you your symptoms
My professional victims
Let me tell you your symptoms