Oh man, a fart in the pants
It stank, but someone took a chance
Stinky-butt, guess what?
You weren't invited
This ain't a challenge
You can't out-fart my butt!

Somebody farted, but who?
Somebody farted, that's you!
Somebody farted, it stank like dog poo
It turns out, the farter was you!

It stank, just like dog poo
It turns out, the farter was you

Somebody farted, that's you
It stank just like dog poo
It turns out, the farter was you!