When God created a man
Eve was not part of the plan
But I believe he had an ace up his sleeve
She would be such a naughty girl

Adam just loved his Paradise
Everything so lovely and nice
But he was alone with no-one sharing his home
She would be such a naughty Girl

The next thing God would create
Was an angel who'd be his date
A smile like the sun, with the skin of a pearl
Eve was such a naughty girl

God said Eden is where you'll romp and play
But there are rules that you must obey
And to his delight they both said "Alright!"
Eve was such a naughty Girl

Thank God for the woman who opened his eyes
Who walked with her sassy and talked with her thighs
Thank God for the woman so tender and sweet
Thank God for the woman who made him complete

She saw a snake in a tree
Who gave her an apple for free
She said "I must have a taste, food should not go to waste
Eve was such a naughty girl

She found her man by the lake
And gently shook him awake
She said if you dare I've got something to share
Eve was such a naughty girl

You've heard of the garden, you've heard of the day
A sly wanton temptress led poor Adam astray
He could have been mighty, he could have been brave
But he made her a servant, he made her a slave

They were cast out into the rain
He said she was to blame
And to pay for the mess
She would always be less
Eve was such a naughty girl

And so the original sin
Was made in the image of him
She emerged from his rib
But I'm sure that's a fib
Eve was such a naughty girl