I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Tommy Cooper
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Frank Spencer
Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice

Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Michael Barrymore
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back

Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Victor Meldrew
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone

Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Here comes the Gladiators
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Eric Cantona
I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Bruce Foresythe
He's nice to see you, to see you nice, nice to see you, to see you nice
Nice to see you, to see you nice, what do points make prizes!

I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice
Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that
I am the mimic man!
Oh yeah!