I got one minute left for one more song
The host says this tune better not be too long
I feel like I better pick up the pace
Before a blue-haired teen with a ukulele takes my place

Now there's half a minute left to finish and persuade
Someone to hire me for a gig where I might actually get paid
There's a girl up front and I want to impress her
But there's so little time and so much pressure

But oh, it's too late now
Cause look, here comes the hook
Ok, I'm leaving now