Show me
I'm willing but unable
Starts with a drink
Then suddenly I'm underneath the table
Show me
Sweet Jesus in the stable
Born a new man
With faith from the grave to the cradle
Like a pitcher for the faithful

Just like you, could be brave and true
But there's an easy way
I could rip my mother off
I could keep a high going for days
I could lie through my teeth
Like a pro, but I'm still a cheat
It's the poison, made me evil
Dog eat dog among the people

Break a leg
Make the moon shine now
Dance for the dead
Go kiss it all better

Show me
I'm willing but unable
Starts with a drink
Then suddenly I'm underneath the table
Show me
Sweet Jesus in the stable
Born a new man
With faith from the grave to the cradle
Like a pitcher for the faithful

I want my share
Give me truth or dare with a Southern Belle
Hey, Kanye that karate doing crack behind a Taco Bell
When the tank is running low
I'll sell the house in the hills
Priscilla left me lonely
And then the burgers killed me slowly

Where's my guitar?
Nah, that's the wrong the color
I'm going hard
I'll be a star, momma
Go break a leg
Go make the moon shine now
Dance for the dead (dead)
Go kiss it all better

Show me
I'm willing but unable
Starts with a drink
Then suddenly, I'm underneath the table
Show me
Sweet Jesus in the stable
Born a new man
With faith from the grave to the cradle

Where's my guitar?
Nah, that's the wrong the color
I'm going hard
I'll be a star, momma
Go break a leg
Go make the moon shine now
Dance for the dead
Go kiss it all better

Show me
I'm willing but unable
Starts with a drink
Then suddenly, I'm underneath the table
Show me
Sweet Jesus in the stable
Born a new man
With faith from the grave to the cradle
Like a pitcher for the faithful