Wallet's thick
Weighs like a brick
I've never learnt how to drive stick

Stacking Rolex
Massive OpEx,
Though I still don't get that much sex

One-inch warrior!

I'm not a chick, it's just a microdick!

Micropenis Musketeer

Micropenis Musketeer

My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!

Micropenis Musketeer

My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!

Ask why I overcompensate?
That is just how I operate.

Micropenis Musketeer

My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!

Asking if comments I get are crass
However any negativity I just bypass
Because my money's endless
And my truck's stupendous
I don't care
When people stop and stare
Because on cold days my dick
Can do a disappearing trick

Micropenis Musketeer

My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!

(Micropenis Musketeer)